Series 1 · Open Plan · Blind box
Desk Goblins.
Seven little gremlins of office life, each a small and beautifully made problem. Sealed in a blind box, so you don’t pick your goblin. Your goblin picks you.
seven to collect ◦ one is rarer ◦ you don’t pick your goblin ◦ hide it behind your monitor
seven to collect ◦ one is rarer ◦ you don’t pick your goblin ◦ hide it behind your monitor
The full setAll seven. One at a time.
Three are out in the open. The other four stay sealed until the box says otherwise.
Panik
Running on cold coffee and borrowed time.
No. 01 / 07
Snackrifice
Would trade his dignity for a cookie. Has.
No. 02 / 07
Touch Grass
Three steps from the door. Never takes them.
No. 03 / 07
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Scrollix
Just one more scroll. It is never one more.
No. 04 / 07
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Deadline Demon
Thrives at 11:58pm. Useless by noon.
No. 05 / 07
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Meeting Wraith
Could have been an email. Showed up anyway.
No. 06 / 07
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Tabhoarder
Forty-seven tabs open. Reading none of them.
No. 07 / 07
SERIES 1
out of office
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Desk Goblins
Open Plan · Blind Box
How the box works
Sealed on purpose.
The blind box is the point. You buy one, you open one, and you find out who you got. Then you start wondering who you didn’t.
Every box holds one figure. Somewhere in the run is the one everyone wants. Trade your doubles, hunt the chase, and fill the shelf a goblin at a time.
Collect
all seven of the set
Trade
the doubles you don’t want
Chase
the rare one in the run
The figure
About 90mm of attitude.
Series 1 is called Open Plan, and it is about where you work.
Every goblin in the set is a small monument to office life: the coffee, the deadlines, the meeting that should have been an email. They’re the gremlins that live in the cracks of the working day.
Each one is finished properly and built to sit on the one patch of desk that’s still yours. Series 1 is the first of a few. The office is a deep well.
Open Plan · Series 1Out of Office Studio · 2026
Good questions
Before you ask.
What is a blind box?
You buy a sealed box and don’t find out which goblin is inside until you open it. One figure per box, seven in the series.
Can I pick which goblin I get?
No, and that’s the fun of it. You get who you get, then you trade for the ones you’re missing.
How big are they, and what are they made of?
Around 90mm tall. We’re locking the final material now. Whatever it lands on, it will be a proper collectible figure, finished to sit on a desk for years.
Is one rarer than the others?
Yes. Every box holds a single figure, and one of the seven turns up less often than the rest. Good luck.
When can I buy one?
Series 1 is in production. Leave your email on this page and we’ll tell you the moment it ships, before anyone else.
Will there be more series?
Yes. Open Plan is the first. The office is a deep well.
Be first to the box.
Series 1 is in production now. Leave your email and we’ll tell you the moment it ships. No noise, no daily nonsense.
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